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Plan A Luxury Summer Vegas Vacay 4 Less!

13 Apr

There is no greater way to travel then Luxury for Less.

If  you are thinking about planning a vacay (that’s country club for vacation)  or  a trip to vegas  there are some great  sales on jetsetter.com right now for The Signature Hotel @MGM Grand and at the Hard Rock Hotel  (Their pool Rehab is one of D best in Vegas!).  The sale allows you to book  though August 31 with rates starting from under $100 per night, but there is only 2 more days left to make a reservation through JetSetter.com.

The Signature at MGM Grand

On Sale From $95 / night  ($95 rate is sunday thru mon on this sale, but the weekend rate is discounted too)      Click Here

The Venetian

on sale from $189/night  reg. $250+ 

The Venetian is my one of my favorite Vegas Hotels because it is centrally located to everywhere you would want to be in Vegas. Although it wouldn’t be hard to spend days on end inside this hotel without going stir crazy, Vegas is your playground with  the “Duece” bus stop right out side to take you from uptown to downtown Las Vegas.

The Hard Rock Hotel

on sale from $64/night

Do Vegas like the Rock God that you are at The Hard Rock Hotel.   I like this hotel because it is, what it is, a party hotel. So if you are going to Vegas for some R&R and a serene environment, you might want to find another spot.

I also like it because of all of the cool music memorabilia that the hotel is emerged in, It’s like staying in a rock and roll museum and that’s pretty cool. Be advised that this hotel is East of the Vegas Strip so if you are looking to trollip up and down the strip as many want to , bring ya walking shoes if you stay here.

Summer is around the corner and I know money is tight for a lot of folks.. but the rooms at these all-suite hotels a spacious enough  for you and a group of friends to split the costs.

Enjoy!

And remember what happens in Vegas, may end up on YouTube or someones Timeline….

Vegas responsibly, holla!

Love! 5 Things Not To Get Her for Valentines Day

11 Feb

First a little history….

Valentines Day was created in America because without it,  February would be void of a holiday where you were culturally bound to purchase something for someone else.  (source: ronique nicole 1981)

While most women anticipate to be swept off of their feet on February 14th in a vortex of romance, most will be disappointed because they’ve seen “The Notebook” one too many times, and unless you’re dating professor x, your partner can’t read your mind, and therefore are clueless to what your idea of “romance” may be.

Well, I can’t tell you what the standard of romance of  your girlfriend, wife, or baby-mama is,  but I can tell you 5 gifts that you should stay away from.

ONE:

Teddy Bears:  Unless your girlfriend is 12, I would stay away from the Teddy Bears. Adult females have no use for teddy bears. A while ago we’ve traded in tea time with Mr. Fluffles for mocha lates at Starbucks with Christina and Susan, our human friends.

TWO:

Candy: More likely than not, your girlfriend is on a diet. In America 9.5 out of 10 women are on a diet whether its been successful thus far or not. You can walk into any women’s restroom USA and overhear some lady who is a size 2 calling herself a fat ass in the mirror.

THREE:

Teddy Bear Holding Candy: This is a double offense.

FOUR:

Hand Made Anything: Unless you are a carpenter or a jewelry maker, put down the glue gun and go to the mall. Gift cards were invented for a reason.

FIVE:

Clothes Or Lingerie That Don’t Fit: If you don’t know her body and her size you better not call yourself  buying an article of clothing for her, because trust me, if you give her something that doesn’t fit, no matter what body type she is, it’s the body type you won’t be examining that night (if you know whadd-I-Mean).

Disclaimer: This is just advice infused with humor, and like any advice it should be aligned with facts.  You are the only one that can fill in “facts” about your relationship. So don’t contact me talking bout, I treated my girlfriend to a day at the spa,  and she wanted chocolates…*shrug*

What-chu-Think?  What are some of the worst Valentines Day gestures you have heard about or experienced?

Holla!

Love: A Not So Good Valentines Day Gift

25 Jan

Today I heard a radio commercial from Beverly Hills Physicians, a cosmetic surgery practice. The commercial suggested that it would be a grand romantic gesture if  you give a gift certificate from their practice to your sweetheart this coming Valentines Day. Pause! I couldn’t believe the pitch I had just heard.

While I have nothing against one getting surgery for self image improvement purposes, I really don’t think I would receive a gift certificate to a plastic surgeon on Valentines Day from a lover so well.   My thought is, when and how do you deliver such a gift, and what do you say?  “Honey, I got you that Kardashian ass you have unsuccessfully been squatting towards” or ” John, here’s a gift that will help you ditch that prego look.”

How do you bestow a gift like this to a lover? Do you deliver the certificate over a romantic dinner, tape the certificate to a Teddy Bear with some roses, attach it to an Edible Arrangement, or you can blind fold your boyfriend or girlfriend and take em straight to the surgery center.

My point is,  there is nothing romantic about this particular gift. If you were a man giving this gift to a woman, it’s almost guaranteed that your plans for  hot, slutty, Valentines Day sex will be deferred.  She may even take it, get the surgery, then defer to having sex with someone else.  Now a week after valentines day would be probably be a better time for this gift that keeps on giving.

It is sad that this commercial may be the demise to some poor clueless persons relationship or marriage, because they actually were convinced ,that the gift of plastic surgery, would melt the heart of their mate on Valentines Day.

Don’t Do It!

Holla,

Ronique Nicole

EAT!

16 Jan

You no longer have to wait around for your favorite Girl Scout (GS) cookies, because Keeebler has cloned them… Their new Coconut Dreams cookies are equivalent to the GS’ Caramel Delights and their Grasshopper variety is equal to the beloved GS’ Thin Mints… They’re not almost as good, not half as good , but the same good as the Girl Scouts Brands….Sorry girls you may want to consider selling something else in the spring cuz your cookie monopoly ring has ended! Well not completely, you girls still got the shortbread cookies under lock and key!

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